Now, normally — I wear my hair either like this:
Or like this:
But one day, I happened to wear my hair like this:
Now, for some reason, one co-worker has never felt compelled to say anything about my previous hair styles. But this last one, she just felt the need to compliment (backhandedly), informing me that I look “professional” with my hair straightened.
I had to stop myself from having an external moment like this:
To having an internal moment like this:
Despite the fact that I’m pretty much one of two people there who dresses impeccably well, my hair, ignoring it’s neatness, was not professional enough for her on a daily basis. Unless it was straightened.
Fuck you and your hillbilly logic.